We all have a little asshole inside of us.
This particular asshole enjoys video games, television, and an assortment of other mundane things.
Mostly because the doctor’s always too lazy to read your file, and would rather lean against the counter nonchalantly while you recap the past 6 years of your medical history.
It took so long that part of me wanted to start creating random, made-up words just to make sure he was still listening.
Take for example when you’re looking up side effects of a medicine you’re on. Y’know just the MINOR ones, that’s all you want to know about.
But Internet does not care about your feelings!
Reblogged from crohnschronicals
I adore this key chain, but I would like to have this in a sticker. A large, easily visible sticker on my back window for every police officer to see.
I’m trying to get a hold of myself because this shouldn’t be funny BUT IT IS.
“Yeah, I’ve just been busy trying to keep up with stuff around here.”
“Well I don’t want you coming up if you’re stressed and shit.”
…
It’s all about nagging me to add more prescriptions, but when I try the site gives me the red WE-ARE-FUCKING-WITH-YOU text. “We apologize for the inconvenience.”
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME. YOU’RE NOT SORRY.
Reblogged from finalfantasythings
Naming Aeris after people you don’t like…
But NOT because she dies or anything. Total coincidence.
Reblogged from theparidox
